BMW Security Driver Training

The course, an intensive 2 days of hands-on training, teaches participants on an isolated Cold War airport property, deep inside East Germany, where high-speed chases and controlled explosions won’t raise the eyebrows of curious neighbors. For the tuition, you and 7 classmates will get full room and board, plus all the Driving Dynamics Theory and Exercises you need to get you started in the world of dangerous road trips. There’s also a winter variant of the whole thing in case your super heroic driving takes a northern turn.

It all sounds like cool stuff, and with an ability to deflect even high velocity rounds like the 7.62mm ammo of an AK-47, you can be confident you’ll handily deal with even the worst road rage scenarios.